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noriyoshi:

むぎゅー

Sometimes I try to do things but it just doesn’t work out the way I want it to, and I get real frustrated and then like I try hard to do it, and I like, take my time but it just doesn’t work out the way I want it to. Its like, I concentrate on it real hard, but it just doesn’t work out. And everything I do and everything I try, it never turns out. Its like, I need time to figure these things out, but theres always someone there going “hey mike, you know we’ve been noticing you’ve been having a lot of problems lately, you know? You need to maybe get away. And like, maybe you should talk about it, you’ll feel a lot better.” And I’m all like “oh, nah, its ok, you know. I’ll figure it out. Just leave me alone, I’ll figure it out, you know? I’m just working on it by myself.” And they go “well, you know, if you wanna talk about it, I’ll be here, you know? And you’ll probably feel a lot better if you talk about it. So why don’t you talk about it?” I go “no, I don’t want to! I’m ok. I’ll figure it out myself!” But they just keep bugging me, they just keep bugging me…

Debussy, Clair de Lune, Isabelle Oehmichen, piano.

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melanyouth:

Yeah, nothing like a meeting full of making-the-AA-scene-hipsters and rehab dolls sauntering out for smoke breaks every 5 minutes to make you want go shoot smack.

(I used to go to a meeting where the secretary would say, during announcements, “Please don’t let the door slam on the way to your half measures”).

That’s hysterical. I wonder if any of them got it.

honeysticks:

KITTEN AND CROW BFF

what the fuck why isn’t this my life

I finally got to use my horse head I’ve been saving!

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emilyposts:

Direct quote from Sarah Palin’s new book: “If any vegans came over for dinner, I could whip them up a salad, then explain my philosophy on being a carnivore: If God had not intended for us to eat animals, how come He made them out of meat?”

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Wow.

Well, how could you argue with such sound logic?

This woman is a product of my nightmares.

Sarah Palin is a perfect example of a completely idiotic person so in love with their own inanity.

What’s sad about all of her bullshit is that her existence and continued attention draws out the rest of the inane morons of the world.

But maybe that’s a blessing in disguise because then we can identify every fartknocker in the universe and then AVOID THEM FOREVER?

Yes

And God said, “Let the land produce living creatures according to their kinds: livestock, creatures that move along the ground, and wild animals, each according to its kind. And don’t make them out of vegetables! I want meaty animals!”

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duckandpenguin:

OK tumbleños y tumbleñas — one week, no waterfowl. Sorry. Not no vacation, neither. Yall be good, or I’ll hear of it. Upside down and all. Hasta la purty vista.

Bon-Voy-Ah-Gee!

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